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You
compare ERs instead of grocery stores.
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You
compare your child's oxygen saturations.
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You view
toys as "Therapy."
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You don't
take a new day for granted.
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You teach
your child HOW to pull things out of the cupboard, off the bookcases,
and that feeding the dog from the table is fun.
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The
clothes your infant wore last fall still fit her this fall.
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Everything
is an educational opportunity, instead of having just plain old
fun.
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You cheer
instead of scold when they blow bubbles in their juice while
sitting at the dinner table (that's Speech Therapy), smear ketchup
all over their high chair (that's Occupational Therapy), or throw
their toys (that's Physical Therapy).
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You also
don't mind if your child goes through the house tooting a tin
whistle.
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You've
fired at least 3 pediatricians, and can teach your family doctor a thing
or two.
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You can
name at least 3 genes on chromosome 21.
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You
really know your toast if you can spell the full names
correctly.
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You
have been told you are "In Denial" by at least 3 medical or
therapy professionals. This makes you laugh!
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You have
that incredible sinking feeling that you've forgotten SOMETHING on those
few days that you don't have some sort of appointment
somewhere!
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Your
vocabulary consists of all the letters OT, PT, SP, ASD, IEP, ISP,
VSD, IFSP, etc.
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You keep
your appointment at the specialist even though a tropical storm is
raging because you just want to get this over with....you waited 8
months to get it....and besides, no one else will be
there!
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Fighting
and wrestling with siblings is PT.
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Speech
therapy occurs in the tub with a sibling.
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When potty
training is complete, you take out a full-page public notice in
the Washington Post.
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When the
Doctors/Specialists/Hospitals etc. all know you by your name without
referring to your chart.
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You keep a
daily growth chart.
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You
calculate monthly statistics for the number of times you child vomits,
and did this for more than one year.
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You phone
all your friends when your child sits up for the first time, at
age two.
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With a big
smile on your face you tell a stranger that your four year old just
started walking last week.
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Her
medical file is two inches and growing.
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You have a
new belief.....that angels live with us on
earth!